Monkeyvidstv

Tiktoker with over 90 thousand followers, Who makes money and, Monkey videos

Person: “Have you seen the new Monkeyvidstv video?”

Other person: “No.”

by 77728273636 October 27, 2023

Ginormous Monkey Tits

A 12 year old's fat man boobs that everybody caresses inappropriately and sucks on.

I was talking to this guy with Ginormous Monkey Tits and I asked him if I could nuzzle them.

by Professional Racist December 1, 2021

Monkeyfistfart

A form of spontaneous gaslighting where a person makes up a word on the spot while riffing on a subject, and the listener momentarily believes it's a real term, so the speaker goes with it continuing to convince the listener that it really is a thing to see how far they can take it.

x: "Where do you want to eat?"
y: "Somewhere with snebits (like rabbit food & veggies sounding word) food"
x: "What the hell is 'SNEBITS' food?!?!"
y: "Salad"
x: "Whaaaaat? Is that a THING?"
y: Yea. You've never heard of it? REALLTY? Even as a kid? Must be an East coast thing."
x: "No, never. Wow. Don't tell anyone."

(that's a monkeyfistfart)

by mankx April 12, 2020

Monkeylish

A Monkeylish is a beautiful, sweet, silly and sometimes forgetful girl. A Monkeylish always has her heart in the right place even when she momentarily forgets and lashes out ruthlessly at the target of her scorn. She is brave and appears to be outgoing even though she is secretly shy. Her eyes are the color of a mysterious sea that changes with the tides. She has tiny baby hands with dimples no matter her age and if you see something that is magical and defies definition for its beauty is too overwhelming to describe, that is a Monkeylish. One of a kind!

Omg! That is so dazzling in its beauty! A true Monkeylish!

by Miabohemian November 24, 2021

monkeycity17

a monkey who is the king of swag and the goat of party games

Isaac: I just queued monkeycity17
Cole: God I wish I were you

by Selk Bag Enthusiast February 9, 2023

monkeytime

The period of time wherein one behaves in primate-like behavior. Typical of male homosapiens, monkeytime behavior includes excessive gestures of attraction towards the opposite sex, spontaneous masturbation, and occassional aggressive behavior towards other males.

"Dude, he's hitting on the girl who's helping him pick out a gift for his girlfriend!! Ha ha ha, MONKEYTIME! EIEIEIEIEIEIEIeeeeeeeeeeeIeIeIeIeIe"

by Monkeymatic May 26, 2005

do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss

when a father is telling his son to do something and the son isn't doing it and the dad gets pissed

when a father is telling his son to do something and the son isn't doing it and the dad gets pissed and says do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss

by The Bandit May 8, 2008