monkeychunks

Slang term for vagina. Specifically referring to a lapsing state of personal hygiene exhibited by socially inept females.

Oh man, I was about to hit it with Bridgett last night, but her cooter stunk like monkeychunks, so I told her I had a headache and just went home.

by maxxx October 26, 2005

monkey spunk

To look so discraceful that you resemble the spunk of a monkey.

For fuck's sake, you look like some monkey spunk from the end of a monkey's penis!

by Pubert Tongue May 10, 2006

monkeydrunk

The act of getting drunk by drinking nothing but banana daiquiris, or any other variety of banana flavored alcoholic beverages.

Ted spent the entire evening getting monkeydrunk.

by A Cup of Shirt March 25, 2019

monkeyspank

One who spanks their monkey.

Look at that monkeyspank spank his monkey. What a monkeyspank!

by stubs June 29, 2003

monkeypunch

v the act of slapping oneself on the chest with an open hand and holding the other hand directly beneath the anus to collect excrement during intercourse, possibly followed by flinging.

My baby loves the monkeypunch

by swingin sam January 19, 2004

monkeyspanker

loofey

you monkeyspanner loofey

by andy thomas August 19, 2003

monkey spunk

Used as a tame expletive as opposed to f@ck or sh@t.

Oh monkey spunk!!! What a load of monkey spunk!!! You dumb monkey spunk!!! etc

by Simon Parke-Davis November 21, 2003