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Monkeyed

The art of one man fingering another man using the ring and middle finger together. Usually accruing at a social gathering or party using a sneak attack.
Dude, you just got the shit monkeyed out of you
by ihs adam k. May 26, 2009
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monkeytown

Charmingly racist name for Montgomery, Alabama,used by both black and white denizens and outsiders; refers to the predominately afro-american population.
"We're staying on the interstate until we get past monkeytown----I don't want to get carjacked by crackheads again."

"Get your ass down to monkeytown and get some rock for yo' momma, clown."
by Dookie Kwan May 13, 2005
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Monkeytar

Donates water to the African children while riding a big water bottle. He defends the water hole. He is the Santa claus of water.
Oh look Monkeytar is flying in on the water mobile he is here to give off his water.
by T_y_l_e_r February 5, 2019
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sock monkeyed

A person who has had so much plastic surgery that their skin is very tight and they have very large lips, resembling the childrens stuffed animal.
Your mom has had so much work done...she's been sock monkeyed.
by Goat R. May 12, 2008
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monkeyterd

by BlackCobra September 13, 2003
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Monkeyed up!

When your messing with something and trying to fix it then get over your head so bad a team of monkeys can’t even help you. When this happens, you’re all Monkeyed up!
I went to my neighnor to try and fix a belt that came off my van, but didn’t realize how fukkin monkeyed up it was!

I called Comcast to fix my internet that went out and when the bastards were done it was all Monkeyed up!
by TempleofJews August 3, 2018
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monkeyed

Having seen, read, or heard mentioned the word monkey during the course of a day. This more like a life observation passed on to another whom is willing to participate by paying attention.
Damn, I got monkeyed by a tv commercial today.
by greyhat December 18, 2014
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