monkeybutt

A chafe recieved between the upper thighs and asscrack brought about by sweaty activities such as walking back and forth or working out of doors. Produces a Baboon-like rash on the buttocks.

"Man, I got a serious case of monkeybutt bartending tonight!" or "Landscaping gave the rudest monkeybutt yesterday!"

by Mick September 21, 2003

monkeybutt

Term used in the motorcycle world to define what your butt looks like after a long ride either on-road or off-road.

"Man, I am suffering from some serious Monkey Butt after riding that trail all-day long"

by Howboucha December 18, 2003

monkeybumface

cute euphamism for an ugly girl, probably your girlfriend.

"coochy-coochy-coo!
Are you my little monkeybumface?
Yes you are!"

by barry Smith May 15, 2006

monkeybar

To continue to date one person until you have secured your next relationship.

Damn that bitch just monkeybarred me till she found another nigga.

by j-cow September 4, 2006

moneybot

Moneybot.cc is a Cheat for the game Counter-Strike: Global Offensive coded by an... Interesting person.

S/O
x_x
I love Sudi

Me: Ban me from moneybot Lol I don't fucking care
Coder: Ok. *bans you with reason 'as you wish honey'*

by dukky ^_^ November 13, 2018

monkeyfoozle

An insulting or teasing word that is used in an affectionate manner.

Kid: Daddy's a monkeyfoozle!
Daddy: What?! No way, you're the monkeyfoozle!

by Komadori March 13, 2005

Monkeybeard

A monkey that attaches itself to the face of a host. According to legend, whoever shaves the legendary monkeybeard will become rich.

After being shaved, the monkeybeard went off to find a new host.

by dannyjenn June 16, 2008