monkey balls

a term used to show that you feel like shit or are sick

Bro I feel like monkey balls.

by Smoke991 April 22, 2011

monkey balls

Describing how cold it is. Really cold.

Man, its cold as monkey balls outside

by Scarface February 9, 2005

Purple monkey balls

It is a type of drug

To eat purple monkey balls is like eating some marijuana

by Lil dumb joy October 24, 2018

monkey balls

adam anisle's fav word

im adam anisle and i say monkey balls all the time

by asia July 13, 2004

Angry Super Monkey Balls

A Feminist response to all the sick perverted shit that men do to women during sexual intercourse.
It begins when a woman's male sexual partner tries to convince her to shave her pubic hair. The woman does it, but saves her pubes, and during sexual intercourse--preferably directly after her male sexual partner has attained orgasm--she takes her shaved pubes in one hand and grabs his balls as hard as she can. If there is come anywhere around the testicles, the hair might stick, giving the male Super hairy "monkey balls". Glue may be used, if the woman is in doubt as to how much the hair will stick.

Girl 1: "My pedophile ex-boyfriend tried to get me to shave my pubes, so I gave him the ol' 'Angry Super Monkey Balls' routine!

Girl 2: "Ha ha. Nice."

by Sylvia Plath November 26, 2007

monkey balls

A glazed baked dough creation. Created by making dough into ball shaped peices, slathering them in a cinnimony sugary, syrupy, mixture and then placing them all in a single pan to cook. Resulting in a pull apartable delight.

ORIGIN: 7th grade home-ec class (actual name is monkey bread)

Daaamn, Bob Belliveau from Easton who wrote this description using a bunch of made up descriptive words because youre a master english wordsmith, that monkey balls recipe from easton junior high school in massachussetts is still the best, man.

by smokeabonethug August 23, 2014

Monkey balls

Monkey balls

Monkey balls are hot

by DinoDan785 November 8, 2021