monkee haircut

When Asian kids go to Thailand and in search of lady boys and spearfishing trips
Albert went to Thailand for a monkee haircut.
by BlueBYU October 03, 2017
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Drunk Monkee

A person who frequently gets drunk and causes trouble.
Jon was acting like a drunk monkee again, so I kicked his azz.
by unstable bob gable January 08, 2006
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porch monkee

A member of the 60's pop group The Monkees sitting on a porch.
Mike Nesmith is sitting on his front porch. What a porch monkee!
by Peaches and Cream August 08, 2006
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porch monkee

the most badass gang in minnesota, these fuckers drink, smoke, and last but not least fuckin hack it up. we fight fuckin skinnies who spit sand, we will fuckin take anyone out. we sell the dankest bud in the planet.
PM 4 Life. PM | 4:20
by Jon Kieley February 19, 2005
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monkee phur

you's stylin' in dhat monkee phur
by bhavani ganna- va- rape- U ! February 07, 2004
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funee monkee bhop

when u hit mad p with your hops
teammate: "you have some funee monkee bhops skills"
you: "thanks"
*you fail to bhop to banana and fucking die*
by silver elite master January 13, 2021
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MONKEE HANDS

When Cryptocurrency BAN (Banano) pumps, Monkees are tempted to grab some quick potassium (profits) by selling their BAN bags.

However there are Monkees who have conquered their greed for potassium-profits and are unaffected by any pump. These Monkees keep hodling their BAN bags and these are called Monkees with MONKEE HANDS.
Whether BAN hits $1 or $10, I won't sell my BAN because I have MONKEE HANDS.
by bananobanano May 07, 2021
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