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The game was mongoosal!

by Mongoose.helen November 29, 2017

mongoose

A ferocious beastly animal who wanders the jungles and riverbanks in search of inferior animals to devour.

Dude that Mongoose ate my dog.

by Bob July 24, 2003

The Mongoose game

A silly game where a series of questions are asked to somene, asking if something is a mongoose. the person will state two things that are mongoose then he will ask if a person/object is considered a mongoose. if the person starts of saying, "now listen" (before they ask the question) the answer is automatically yes.
if they do not say, "now listen" the answer is no.

"Want to play The Mongoose Game?!"

huh?

"if i am a mongoose and Tyler is a mongoose are you a mongoose?"

umm, yeaaa?

"Wrong!!!... now listen, if you are a mongoose and i am a mongoose is Jessica a mongoose!?"

noo??

"Wrong again! she is soo a mongoose."

what! i don't get it! keep going!

by Clobo The Hobo. April 17, 2010

Silly Mongoose

Any one who has made a mistake of a silly nature.

noun.

Oh Bri! You're such a silly mongoose!

by Joshua Foote June 2, 2008

mongore

a dolphin loving creature that lives just outside the swamps in florida. Mongores are infamous for having small dogs who have multiple personalities as companions. mongores typically can tell you exactly where to find any food you may be looking for. the mongore's catchphrase is "mongore hungry!"

woman: can you point me in the direction of a mongore? i need to know where the bogos on ritz crackers are.
man: sure, she's picking everything spicy out of her salsa so she can eat it later, in isle 2.

by bigfo0t October 20, 2012

Trojan Mongorian Horse

A Trojan Mongorian Horse is a deceptive weapon inspired by the infamous Trojan Horse that the Greek's used to trick Troy during the Trojan War. The difference being that no one is inside of a Trojan Mongorian Horse, because it is filled with Sweet and Sour Pork, a substance known to be hot and sticky and the main weakness of Tuong Lu Kim (aside from being Asian, having English as a second language, and being subject to the worst possible speech impediment that could result from those two qualities), owner and manager of the City Wok in South Park, Colorado.

"Oh I get it, a Trojan Mongorian Horse. Mongorians are hiding inside, tinking that I bring it in da' shitty wall, d'en Mongorians pop out and destroy shitty wall from da' inside out without gettin' da' sweet and souwa pork on day head. Okay, I'll pray arong" - Tuong Lu Kim

by DriftEJ20 April 26, 2011

Mongoose

A high powered bitch, usually with a hyphenated last name. These women hate men and are snake killers.

Have you seen that new chick in legal? Yeah, her last name has a hyphen. That bitch is a power hungry mongoose.

by deathfordough July 17, 2015