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Salami Monger

Someone who is not circumcised and therefore mongers salami. That sometimes contains cheese. Know as tip cheese
“Yo is he circumcised
“Nah he’s a salami monger
by Guy what August 21, 2020
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Mongolians in the system

-noun
1. Elite beings who Bel Air, Rickroll or Kenobi unsuspecting Christians.
2. Any who commit humorous acts of deception, esp. during broadcasts.
Anchor #1: "This email is from Billybob who writes 'My favorite passage is from Revelations 10:12 - Jesus the Savior. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronii, the savior came as a large and moving Torb. Then during...' "
Anchor #2(interrupts): "That's a phony email from Ghostbusters. You just got Vinz Clortho'd."
Anchor #1: "Gollydarn! There must be some Mongolians in the system!"
by CRACKHEADN1CK January 24, 2010
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Tana Mongeau

Tana Mongeau is a girl who got fucked with a toothbrush.
He fucked me, with a toothbrush!!!! He fucked me, with a toothbrush!!!!!!!!! A toothbrush!! Quote by Tana Mongeau
by Aaron’s jokes March 20, 2018
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mongolian slide

A powerful technique used by mongolian warlords in courtship rituals. This technique is very powerful and has been known to break backs.
Our professor was injured last night upon attempting the mongolian slide.
by JohnnyBTheZen February 24, 2018
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Briefcase Monger

A watcher of the Wafflin’ podcast
Are you really a Briefcase Monger if you don’t watch every Sunday - ya know.
by Waffler123456 April 25, 2021
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Mongolian Hot Pot

A sexual position where that you and your partner get inside of a large bucket after its filled with urine, then you start kissing.
"I had a Mongolian Hot Pot yesterday with Amy, it was some pretty steamy stuff" Jeff confessed
by You_Have_No_Idea June 15, 2015
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Fear mongering

Also called scare tactic. This is a strategy that various governments and news media uses in order to scare you into agreeing with their policies or points of view that usually involves some kind of protection or banning something which thus enacts more and more useless laws. This also helps keep the population under control as a scared population is easier to control and is more trusting of the government.

They usually fear monger by exaggerating the story or accounting of the events by using massive hyperboles, speak of the object from a negative standpoint and never from a neutral standpoint, use certain rhetorical words such as "dangerous", "lethal", "contagious", or "aggressive" and use only partial truth or no truth at all (aka lies). Usually true journalism and research is completely non-existent when using fear mongering techniques. When the story or segments airs on TV, they also use menacing or disturbing music to further bring out a fearful mood out of the viewers.
The government and media were using fear mongering when they talk about any sort of bacteria or virus.
by Digital Preacher January 10, 2015
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