Monghate

A house of zoo animals that have no personalities and hop on the bandwagon. Also they are not funny at all and have a gay sense of humor

Yo don't be such a Monghate

by poop on your cock November 13, 2011

mingbat

a useless person, usually quite small in stature, that does nothing more than whine and get in your way.

fuck brah he's such a mingbat.

by mrfantastic July 19, 2006

Mongathong

An absolute and utter retard,

payton is a mongathong

by Payton Suhku March 7, 2018

Mongathon

When a person can speak perfect English when they talk to you in person, but abbreviates every word in a sentence so the sentence becomes unreadable when they are online.

Spoken - Hello. How are you today? Did you pick up your essay from Mr Jones?

Online - hi how r u 2day did u pic ^ ur sa frm mr J

This is an example of a Mongathon.

by Sundariel January 12, 2006

mongatard

a mixture of a mong and a retard
basicaly a complete idiot who is so stupid it hurts to think about it.
such activites carried out by a mongatard include:

-gouging ones own chin with a plastic fork durring an attempt to cause GBH to someone else...
-breaking everything that comes in contact with them, they're not allowed near nice or expensive things
-asking the cost of something in a 99p store...
-spitting gum out of their mouth whilst trying to blow a bubble with it...

"Hannah you skin boat!!! you such a freaking mongatard!!!"

by jenaroo December 9, 2008

Mongatron

i) Labz
ii) Lozzatron
iii) Lovertron

I am the mongatron

by jiminy cricket August 29, 2003

MONGATANG

An idiot or person of low IQ that also walks with an monkey style gait

Look at that mongatang he needs a belt and pull his trousers up

or

There is that group of mongatang's hanging outside the shops again

by cromaloop September 5, 2014