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moneybags 

A man know for his legendary genitals. A moneybag must have a minimum penis size of 12 inches (flaccid) and a penis head the size of his own fist when erect. Although not a necessary trait, a moneybags is often known to ejaculate twenty dollar bills. A moneybags may only be called so by others when they deem him worthy of such a grand title.
I can't show you a picture of my penis because it will change your life forever. Nothing will ever live up to it.
Damn dude! You must be moneybags!
moneybags by semperfudgehd July 25, 2011
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moneybags 

a young person in junior high that wants to feel important
dude moneybags was tryin to but in line
moneybags by gurgyshawn September 16, 2003

monkeyhats 

I going to buy some monkeyhats so I can where my ladys ass out.
monkeyhats by Big Ron J January 19, 2009

moneybagsjen 

A woman that has a lot of money, but thinks she is broke.
God damn it, moneybagsjen! You're not broke! You can afford this!
moneybagsjen by goddamnitskeeter November 16, 2010

Moneycashrejister

A monkey who likes jay the gay and wants to eat ass with him.
Did you hear about Moneycashrejister? He is gay.
Moneycashrejister by Script666 August 27, 2018

Moneybags 

When you have a dream you find a crap ton of money, and it ends up being fake money.
Last night I had a moneybags dream, I found a bunch of $4 bills.
Moneybags by Yeetpcgeek August 4, 2019

Moneymatician 

Slang.
An expert in or student of currency.
One who knows how to manifest money from seeming nothing-ness by reorganizing one’s own budget; Working, leveraging conventional financial credit, reorganizing debt, investing, and any other means of sustaining financial survival for a short time or as a perpetuating mode of existence.
This I can tell you. Your boy was a real moneymatician, he could juggle money like no tomorrow, he knew all the tricks to stretch a dollar. One time he was paying a bill to a company on the west coast of the country by sending a check in the mail, he had me deliver a check to the post office on the east coast at 3pm on Friday afternoon.

Later I asked him why if it was due the following Monday he’d had my self send it so close to the due date with it most probably not reaching the bill collector in time, and he explains:

“ it’s a simple kind of magic. It was post marked before the due date. It will most likely sit at the post office all weekend, the. Monday , it will begin the 5 day journey across country where it will sit for the weekend again, then be received by the collector, then be processed and deposited, and if all these things take roughly 3 days, that gives us 2 extra weeks before they withdraw the money. I’m expecting to receive a check next week, so the money shall be there.”