Monkey Slap 

When a girl is hungover, and she takes a nap. So while she's sleeping, you mushroom stamp her. Causing her to wake up, so the headache is just that much worse.

"Wow I'm so hungover. I'm gonna take a nap."
"ZZZzzzzzz"
ziiip
"slaaaap!!"
"ouch!!!! You douche! What the hell was that?"
" you just got monkey slapped!"
"OMG!!! You are so anal!"

Monkey Slap by NotSoSilentNinja January 7, 2010

slap monkey 

~adj.-

1. a servant, loser, or lackey, to heap abuse on for any mistakes or failures he or she makes.

2. Status for someone who deserves the beatdown heaped on for
stupid shit they did or stupid shit they said.

Example #1- You stupid fuckin' slap monkey! For that, you earned this ass-beating, motherfucker!!!

Example #2- You punk ass bitch... your status just dropped to the level of a slap monkey.
Now, get ready for a relentless but well-deserved beatdown.

slap monkey by CDSmith1967 June 30, 2008

slap your monkey 

The act of beating your meat, wacking the sausage, ect.

Jerry slapped his monkey, example of slap your monkey

slap your monkey by meat_beater February 27, 2015

super market monkey slapper 

When you whack off in the car while your mom is in the supermarket shopping.

Hey,I saw Zak in the supermarket parking lot doing the ol' Super Market Monkey Slapper! And he smiled at me, that sick fucker!

super market monkey slapper by ben de la cruz March 30, 2005

Monkey Slaps 

Getting fucked hard in the Gluteus Maximus

I will give you some "Monkey Slaps"

Monkey Slaps by mexicanballer69 November 1, 2017

monkey slapper 

Some one who masturbates to much.

Fred is a total monkey slapper

monkey slapper by assjugs July 1, 2008

MonkeySlap 

This monkey slaps everything including his keyboard at a top speed of 130wpm. Most monkeys are primitive normies, but this Abnormal is godly at comedy, guessing countries, selecting leaders and owning dead servers.

MonkeySlap is so good at Countries Hangman!

MonkeySlap by nlnjawacky November 8, 2020