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Goochie Momma

A chick who seems to have something up her gooche and for some strange reason... you like it. A hot bitch who nobody likes.
That Goochie Momma Told Me to Leave Cause Someone Didn't Know Me, Man I Want To Tap Dat...
by Property of Barnhart December 16, 2007
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Goochie momma

A mother who is fat or over weight with stretch marks and salulite and dresses hoochie
that goochie momma lets it all hang out, no shame in her game
by ~.~whistle~.~ March 30, 2010
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Yo momma so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book is a dissed to anyone who is fat and has alot of chins like the name chin in china and in phone books chinese people have somtimes the same names so it makes sence
Person1: bro yo momma so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book
RandomMofo: daaaaaaamn
OtherRandom: bro im gone dats ohh bro

Person2: imma go home now and cry

Person1: i hope you have enough toliet paper to whip your tears
by Aboychap August 14, 2018
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yo momma is have big gay

it's when an autistic person tries to roast you and it fails miserably and after this happens a slap is very much needed
autistic person: "yo momma is have big gay"
me: *slaps him*
by davidsdefinitions April 20, 2020
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Gettelag (aka momma noodle)

A TikToker who is a mom to very many noodle children she left her children on live without her for over a second so they started a koala cult against her but they still love her ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ˜กโœจ๐Ÿจ by elliee75
Gettelag (aka momma noodle) has that many children she is now on birth control!! ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ
by elliee75 July 22, 2020
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grab yo momma

"Grab yo momma" is used mostly in Charlotte NC as the term's meaning is get ready or prepare for what's to come in the streets as the enemies start to apply pressure
by Pradalitt November 20, 2023
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mommy gf

A girlfriend that's older than you that acts in a maternal way, NOT your biological mother, also associated with littles.
Me: Mommy I'm cold
Mommy gf: Come cuddle with me little boy!
by Skgboy May 15, 2017
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