Momarazzi

Momarazzi: noun; maternal photographers, usually novices, but always with good intentions, who aggressively pursue their children's every move at various sporting and life events, (ie. graduations, etc) for the purpose of taking a multitude of embarrassing photographs, and often shove other Momarazzi to jockey for the best photo spot.

I couldn't get a good picture of my son at his graduation because of the swarm of Momarazzi blocking me and pushing me out of the way to snap pictures of their own kids.

Mom, please take it easy with your camera at my football game today. You're embarrassing me because you're one of the Momarazzi who follow my every move.

by ThreeRingCircusLeader October 8, 2012

modarka

African slang for black people. Because black people are "More Darker" then everyone else.

Those Modarka's are stealing that womans car!

by Justincarr December 24, 2007

momarchy

A form of government, in which a person (usually a mama's boy) is under the complete control of their mother. In most cases, a momarchy is usually a fascist dictatorship.

Leo: Mom, can I buy an XBox 360?

Leo's Mom: No! Go clean your room, you ungrateful piece of shit!

Leo: Jesus Christ, this is such a momarchy...

by Chuck Wood December 15, 2009

Momday

A Momday is an atrocious, awful, dreadful, lousy, rough, sad, garbage, disheveled, messy, made me wonder why I had kids, kind of a day.

I've had to microwave the same cup of coffee 9 times because one kid is covered in poop and the other is having a meltdown because her toy won't stand up by itself. Just another Momday.

by GearedUpForMomdays May 19, 2019

mommaries

The engourged breasts of a pregnant/nursing woman. Undeniably appealing, but so wrong.

Dude, since Diana got knocked up, she's had huge mommaries.

by the_huuuudge January 16, 2008

mommar

Kind, Caring, Loving, Generous, Warm

what is a mommar Miss Jill Bannister who loves her family and grandchildren very much has a heart of gold and is loved by one and all very much

by stacey paige reegan and tia-louise January 27, 2008

Momarazzi

A mom who owns a nice camera and is constantly photographing her kids. Then someone tells them one of their kids photographs is good or cute so they start a photography business.

Friend- Wow you took a great photo of your son.

-Momarazzi- Thank you I am starting my own photography business now.

by a real photographer September 26, 2010