milano minute

The amount of time one sets aside for oneself to take a break from their worldly troubles and enjoy a delicious Pepperidge Farm Milano Cookie. :)

Guy #1: Hey, Guy #2, can we go ahead and 'crush' those files I mentioned earlier?
Guy #2: Hold your horses, Guy #1; I need a milano minute.

by RickBaideia February 29, 2012

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Melanoma

what snooki will get soon cuz she spends all day in a tanning booth to look like an oompa loompa.

these ppl should stop tanning all the time and get a life!

i know! they'll get melanoma like Snooki!

by the NINJA Cheesecake December 5, 2010

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melanoma

disease you can contract from using a tanning booth

fancy talk for 'sexified'

Chris: But dad, I heard if you use one of these things you can get something called 'melanoma'
Peter: Ah, dont worry about it, thats just fancy talk for sexified

by The Big Nasty November 13, 2004

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The coolest Italian American actress besides Mira Sorvino. She has a beautiful smile and looks that could knock any guy dead. She has that perfect combination of naughty and nice that keeps everyone wanting more. The only woman capable of turning straight girls into lesbians.

Alyssa Milano is such a great actress and so damn beautiful.

by Elisa Altamira November 27, 2007

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Morano

To shit while standing because you're too manly to sit like a girl.

I woke up this morning with twice as much chest hair because I drank so much jaeger last night. My day took a turn for the worse though when I tried to capitalize on my new found manliness and Morano. I fell backwards, split my head open on the bathroom door and got shit everywhere!

by ja mccaff August 30, 2010

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melanoma dreams

The dreamscape reality consisting of an inescapable, horrific malignancy, certain death and the everything in between.

HO-LEE-SHIT bro! I woke up last nite sweating thru the sheets and scared as fuck because some nightmare doctor just old me I had an incurable, advanced cancer with only weeks to live.
Yeah. melanoma dreams pretty much suck.

by YAWA May 4, 2021

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