I woke up this morning with twice as much chest hair because I drank so much jaeger last night. My day took a turn for the worse though when I tried to capitalize on my new found manliness and Morano. I fell backwards, split my head open on the bathroom door and got shit everywhere!
by ja mccaff August 31, 2010
A man who is a scrapehead, don’t put up with bullshit, and would plug the fuck out anywhere, he’s charming and someone sweet, but don’t go around him funny, cause you would get what you looking for, Morano is not a mean person, he walks around like if he’s fetching a heavy load, which maybe he is, but there is only one way to find out, get yourself a morano.
by Eediat March 02, 2025