morales

If you ever see a Morales you're in luck! A Morales is the most hottest person you will ever meet. A Morlales will be the most funniest person you will ever meet. If you ask a Morales out than there is a 85% chance that he will say yes! Only if you are a nice person. If a Morales says yes when you ask him out than he will treat you like no man has ever done. A Morales is Litt!

Girl: I am a nice girl looking for a boyfriend but everyone keeps REJECTING ME!!!
Friend: I know how to help you to get a boyfriend!
Girl: HOW???!!!
Friend: Ask a Morales out, you're nice right?
Girl: Yes.
Friend: Than you have a 85% chance he will say yes.
Girl: Thankyou so much for helping me!
random person: 5 hours later.
Girl: Do you want to go out with me?
Morales: I would love to go out with you.
Girl: "Faints"

by Osirislover May 4, 2018

Elizabeth Morales

The most incredible, amazig, one of a kind, unique, passionate, outstanding, smart, weird, fun to be around, faithful, trustworthy, honest, nd special girl.
Someone yu should never trade for anyone in the whole world not even for another girl.
She is a very commited person in a relationship.
She loves alot nd cares for others.
If your dating her then take care of her cause yu wont find someone better.
If your her friend keep her cause she cares

If yu get an opportunity with this girl do not take it for granted cause once yu lost her yu will never get her back.

I wish I could be friends with Elizabeth Morales again.
I wish I would have never let her go.

by kjbnkdfnk;bdfnkb January 7, 2012

morale

Cheerfulness, well-being, confidence, and the willful spirit to do something.

No research is needed to show that employee morale usually sinks lower than an ocean trench within a few months of working at any job.

by AYB October 18, 2003

morale thief

Someone who has an inate ability to drain the morale of a group either through his presence, words or actions.

Tom "how was last night with the lads?"

Steve "Really good until Dave turned up and put everyone on a massive downer"

Tom "yeah he is a bit of a morale thief"

by Papa_Pongo April 22, 2017

mookaleedoodleface

A sheep who is small and fluffy. Can often be found existing aggressively

The mookaleedoodleface existed aggressively around her.

by A mookaleedoodleface May 19, 2020

Morales

Something people pretend to have until they are inconvenienced or are faced with any kind of uncomfortable confrontation.

Eric: You seen the messed up stuff that goes on in other disadvantaged countries?
John:Yeah all that suffering and terror caused by the pursuit of wealth.We should help!
Eric: You know if capitalism ended we wouldn’t be able to live in hyper luxury and comfort.
John: Oh yeah

Eric:Fuck em lol
Berkeley person: Capitalist pigs, you have no morales!
Capitalists:Don’t you also benefit from the suffering of the disadvantaged regardless of your intentions?
Berkeley person: kill’s themselves with razor-blade made using cheap slave labor and material mined using child labor.

by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022

mokele-mbembe

The name that natives of the Congo have given to what many believe to be a living Dinosaur, that is said reside in their region. From interviews with locals and eye-witness accounts by explorers, it is believed that the creature is a sauropod, like a diploticus or apatasaurus (commonly mistaken for a "brontosaurus," which did not actually exist).

Though there have been many reports of Mokele-Mbembe sightings since the late 19th century, the scientific community has shown little interest in researching it.

by Timstuff September 30, 2007