moisty

A LOT of grease, very moist to touch, a name you can call your very moisty friends.

rose is such a moisty.

by lauren_camp May 28, 2018

moisty

moisty: A female that is younger then you that you believe is very attractive.

16y.o Tyson calls 15y.o rachael hot, meaning he thinks shes a moisty

by Tim Worcester October 24, 2005

Moistie

A Moistie can be compared to that of the similar definition Stiffy, but in relation to a woman. generally the fluid is in a similar volume to Niagra Falls.

When I see Ownes Stiffy, I get a moistie that is in a similar volume to Niagra Falls.

by jbbjshlws April 4, 2009

Moistie

n. attractive, young, and innocent-looking female. Can be traced to Hawaiian infotech emigres to the San Francisco Bay Area circa 1995.

You shoulda seen da hella moisties at that Tibetan Freedom Concert in Golden Gate Park last week.

by Witness10mm September 3, 2005

Moisty

When a female is participating in a non-sexual, feminine activity that abruptly results in the female getting wet by herself or while in the company of her female friend/friends.

Moisty is the female equivalents of a Broner

I cleaned my house so well that it gave me a moisty.

Cindy, the way you baked that cake gave me a moisty.

Shanana, you did my weave so good it gave me a moisty.

by LU SAACS November 3, 2009

Moisty

one who is being bitchy, annoying, salty, dumb, douche-ish, or an arrogant ass-hole

one who is ignored by the whole group as tho anything they say is insignificant or they merely don't exist.

"Brad, you're being extra moisty today"

"N*ck is moisty"
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Mitch: hey moisty
N*ck: yeah?
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Mitch: Dude, you're a moist ass bitch"
Anthony: yeah, moisty

by MoistyLovers November 17, 2011

Moistie

Function: noun

1: A cultured, sophisticated, knowledgeable, discriminating enthusiast who posts fair and balanced, unbiased, insightful reviews and constructive criticisms of various science fiction works on the Internet’s Moist Board.

2: An executive member of the Illuminati.

3: A hater of cockatiels.

4: A rabid fan of David Hasselhoff.

5: A highly skilled cell phone hacker.

6: All of the above.

The Moistie’s are cool, but they have a long list of bannable offenses at their bulletin board.

by AuntyMouse April 22, 2009