Moisterbate

When a female engages in pleasuring herself and whilst doing so creates a puddle so massive that it could be confused for a the disintegrated remains of a human.

I moisterbated last night so bad that I had to get a new mattress let alone change the sheets!

by Aliphatic May 3, 2016

moisterest

its a real word

I told you moisterest was a real word

by moistman1717 June 3, 2017

moister missile

moister missile= another name for your penis

Mud dick was so dry I had to whip out my moister missile And find me some vagina.

by Confuzem February 24, 2018

Moisterious

1.The feeling of dampness in ones nether regions, usually a female during arousal or sex.

The unofficial replacement for the word “Moist”

Kim sat down to watch the Super Bowl halftime show and became moisterious when Adam Levine took his shirt off.

by TantalizingT February 11, 2019

Moisterous

An extremely loud and excitable female

Shannon was very moisterous this morning

by HomerJSimpson August 3, 2020

mistery elf

A mysterious elf

Whoa! That elf is mysterious!

by mistery_elf July 2, 2004

Moister

Something dry that should've been more moist.

The muffins would've tasted better if they were moister.

by nanowin November 9, 2012