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Moths In My Asshole

It's the feeling you get when you leave a public restroom that has no toilet paper.
"Geez Bub, I got done pinchin' a loaf and a half. Couldn't find any T.P. and left feeling like there were Moths in my Asshole".
-Trooper Trahan-
by Trooper Trahan July 13, 2021
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Ali Mohsen

Ali Mohsen is short as fuck lol
by sphingers November 26, 2019
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Shit Moths

The shit moth starts it’s shitty life as a shit larva which grows into a shitapiller, and most commonly leads to a pandemic of shitapillers, you can try to exterminate them but in most cases you’ll fail, thus leaving you with shit moths.
Randy: “What are you doing Mr. Lahey?”

Mr.lahey: (Drunkenly) “Shit Moths Randy.”

Randy: “Shit moths?”

Mr. Lahey: (Drunkenly) “Shit Moths.”
by Jim lahey69 March 31, 2021
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mohosexual

Someone who wants to have sex with as many hos as possible; the mo hos the better!
INTERVIEWER: Santa, is it true that you are a mohosexual?

SANTA: Ho, ho ho!
by Sex Ed January 19, 2007
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Rex Mohs

Rex Mohs is a character from Scott the Woz's universe. His name is a play-on-words for the Mohs scale, as he "wrecks" the "Mohs scale". He's a chaperone, a school dance historian, and a bailiff. His interests include the economy, alcohol, drugs, sex, and most importantly sex. His character is played by Eric Turney.
person 1: YOOOO IS THAT MF REX MOHS
Rex Mohs: the economy <3
by earth2lyrik March 4, 2021
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Mohsin

There is only one word to describe Mohsin and that is success. No matter what, they are bound to succeed in life, and usually they get what they want no matter what it takes. Loves doing party and also an attractive personality to talk as they never run out of interesting things to talk about. Usually end up with a great job.
I wish i could be like Mohsin.
by Mosin December 20, 2018
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The Moths

They feel similar to butterflies, but where butterflies are that soft fluttering feeling you get when you are excited or happy, The Moths are that sick stomach-flipping feeling you get when you are worried or are upset about something.

The happy fluttering and sick flopping feeling are actually very similar feeling reactions, just one is for a good reason and the other is for a bad. Therefore since moths are the ugly version of butterflies, they represent the ugly verson of the stomach flip-flopping.
When you see your significant other or the person you are interested in enter into the room, you get excited and feel butterflies in your stomach.

When you see your ex with someone else, you get sick and upset and feel The Moths in your stomach.
by ihavethemoths. July 29, 2012
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