moffat

/ˈmɒfət/ (moffating, to moffat, moffated, moffats etc.)

Basically trolling a fandom by ending a TV series season with a cliffhanger, an extremely frustrating ending and/or killing of a character and (optionally) then going on a hiatus for more than a year, all the while managing to make said fandom still love you.

After moffating a fandom there will be A) a lot of online sadness for the deceased character and/or B) internet (crack)theories and/or C) quite a bit of good old fashioned Internet rage against the writer of the episode. Good examples are Sherlock or Doctor Who.

Person 1: Oh my god! Did you see the ending of {insert series}? Classic moffat.
Person 2: Yes, the forums are going crazy with theories!

by Someone on the Internet August 26, 2013

Moffat

Inbred

Moffat is a town full of inbred chavs who run about wae dragon soop, weed and Bluetooth speakers.

by Merry Christmas fae Moffat November 28, 2021

Moffatz

A slang word for the word "nigga." Coined by LeDarius Nixon of the Sandlot

"Yall Moffatz trippin"

by Chuck. N. Norris July 31, 2013

Kate moffatt

A Kate moffatt (mo-fat) is not a common creature as it is in love with neon colours and baked goods. It usually has three friends and it's natural habitat is anywhere there isn't any light. Commonly fragile and mean, the creature skitters and shout at its victims at random times for indimidation. That's why it only had three friends. A goofy beautiful creature, a Kate moffatt, if tamed, is a worthy friend.

Example: I saw Kate moffatt last night, she yelled at me

by Erynnisdabomb1 January 25, 2017

a moffat

someone who hides prefferably from the law for example a taxman or a police officer in order not to pay his taxes or bills

"moffat the taxmans here" a moffat jumps in a bush

by biddy bit of bergos June 18, 2008

Moffat

A scottish clan that originated in Dumfriesshire in the late 1100s. First known as 'movats' or 'de Movest' and then became Moffat.

Moffats were also among the first to join William Wallace, and were close allies of Robert the Bruce.

"The Moffats supplied 40 men and 40 horses in the battle of Bannockburn"

"wow!"

by hyver345 August 24, 2009

dirty moffatt

When one masterbates with a dildo(originally with wooden dildo, but this is not necessary), up his/her (usually male and must have moustache)anus, and then pulls it out and whipes it on his moustache. This is known as a dirty moffatt.

Bradely gave himself a dirty moffatt last snowday

by Harry1977 December 14, 2008