morseplow

A move performed during sexual intercourse, usually performed while penetrating from behind. To do this one must ensure that a wall or other hard object is nearby. Near climax the giving partner thrusts fiercely slamming the receiving partner's head into the wall rendering them unconscious. This allows the person delivering the morseplow to leave easily.

Jenafer, "My head hurts this morning."
Lukas, " Don't your remember?"
Jenafer, "Remember what?"
Lukas, "The morseplow. Nevermind then."

by sweetlou69 May 22, 2010

Merseyside

A good and peaceful place in North West England, bringing together the cities of Liverpool, Wirral, among others. Bathed by the River Mersey and a historical pillar for England's seafaring (Liverpool docks). Packed full with good nightclubs, stunningly good looking women and some of the most friendly and welcoming people in all Europe (although our accent tends to confuse people sometimes). Contrary to popular belief, the Merseyside is not a big slum in the middle of nowhere - neighbors Lancashire and Greater Manchester also display high levels of criminality. And thank god we were broke apart from these cunts anyway.

Bloke 1: 'Merseyside, big history, beautiful county, nice place to live.'
Bloke 2: 'Sound.'

by Jesus Lizard Freaky NNNN May 31, 2013

Mandible Morsels

The instance when one's orthodontic braces captivate food from one's previous meal and happen to be a nice little "treat" sometime in the future.

As Joe was walking hope the other day he realized the odd sensation of chicken flavor in his mouth... Low and behold followed by a small piece of chicken. "What the crap! Mandible morsels!" he said to himself.

by BlackStallion92 March 3, 2009

Weber Morse

A homosexual that cheats on his girlfriend with french boys at sleepovers

"Jesus, Weber Morse stuck his Mini 2 Inch schlong in my butthole" Loick Trampont 2018

by John Strokes February 6, 2018

morse code

A series of dots and dashes used to send messages. Popular in World War II. Separate each word with a slash.

Christina was so old-school, she even knew Morse Code!

by Pooh Bear <3 October 27, 2009

Talking In Morse Code

To swear so much that if it would be sensored it would sound like some sort of morse code message.

Jimmy: "God I am so f*cking pissed. F*ck! Sh*t! F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck! How could I do that I'm so stupid!"
Bob: Wow, sorry I couldn't understand that it sounded like you were talking in morse code.

by brown7905 March 30, 2009

merse

to be filled with awesomeness and leetness.

1. Yeah man I'm seriously doing a merse today!

2. I'm mersing it up big time!

3. Oh wow, look at you go - you're seriously mersing it today!

by Tuneman November 25, 2009