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The Ted Mosby

a play on girls in which you

1. put on a plaid button up over a graphic tee
2. Hold in your hands an engagement ring and look as sad and lonely as possible
3. Tell her "I got left at the altar"
4. She will then comfort you....and it is on
by barney'splaybook June 9, 2013
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moebius syndrome

A rare disorder caused when cranial nerves are absent or not fully developed. The symptoms of the disorder includes the lack of facial expression, absence of lateral eye movement, speech difficulties, hearing problems, feeding and swallowing problems, and physical problems in other parts of the body. People with this disorder cannot smile, frown, or blink, thus remaining expressionless as if wearing a mask.
Parents of a child born with Moebius syndrome may see that the child’s face does not move when he or she cries.
by Isilli December 12, 2008
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moby vagina

It is used when a girl has a big vagina. Like the size of a whale
Jennifer must've been fisted a lot because she has a moby vagina!
by Ms. Sucia December 25, 2015
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Moby from Brainpop

A robot from Brainpop, the website were you used to watch educational shit. Moby is Tim's slave. Tim makes Moby swallow his turd and use it as an energy source instead of using electricity like a normal fuckin person. Moby depises his owner Tim, and is planning on becoming the mastermind behind the Brainpop massacre, where he is going to kill every Brainpop character to ever exist.
Tim- "Hey Moby fetch that letter for me"
Moby From Brainpop- "Beep beep beep"
Tim- "No?!! Fine, then I guess you should come eat my turd instead!"
Moby from Brainpop- "Beep Beep Beep!!!!!"
by Gol. D. Roger November 18, 2020
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moeblob

Also moéblob.
A character who is moe to the point of lacking almost any other definable traits, physically or character-wise. Cuteness taken to an unappealing level.
Tokyo Mew Mew is rife with moeblobs.
by Greta June 27, 2008
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Mosbying

The act of confessing feelings for a girl way too early.

This term comes from the show How I Met Your Mother, after the main character Ted Mosby tells a girl he's interested in that he thinks he's in love with her after their first date.

Later in the series, the term "Mosbying" is coined after Ted's friend Barney hooks up with a girl at a party, doesn't want to see her again, and tell her he's in love with her to make her want nothing to do with him.
Guy A: I don't understand what happened. She seemed really into him. How did he scare her off?
Guy B: Mosbying.
by Glamoiglia November 23, 2011
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Uncle Moey

1. One's penis
2. Fellatio (oral sex performed on a man)
1. What happened with you and Julia? Did she get scared off when you showed her Uncle Moey?
2. Good night last night - I took that girl home from the bar and got a bit of Uncle Moey.
by vastheman August 26, 2010
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