Modular

Said of a computer program which has, for economical and practical reasons, been divided in separate individual modules.

A modular program (or application) must satisfy BOTH these rules:

1. A module must have two or more features

2. Given any two features, there can't be a module that includes them both

Sales rep "This is the best accounting software on the market, it's just huge"

Admin boss "We're really looking for something simpler, that fits our needs better"

Sales rep "Sure! It's modular! So you need to buy only the modules you need"

Admin boss "mmkay... we just need to print invoices"

Sales rep "Great! All you need then is the basic module, the invoicing module, the graphics module, the paper module, the user-interface module, the language-pack, the online-support service and the module integrating module"

by Alworx October 10, 2009

Modelo Missile

A highly intoxicated person who operates a motor vehicle beyond the legal blood alcohol limit. The vehicle being operated by the intoxicated person suddenly morphs into a heat seeking missile that usually destroys anything it come into contact with. The intoxicated person is typically under the influence of alcoholic beverages. A person who is simply intoxicated cannot be called a modelo missile until they operate a motor vehicle. Please protect loved ones and the public and do not let drunk friends drive.

Police were conducting field sobriety test on the side of the road. That person could barely stand. I bet it’s a modelo missile.

It’s friday night, watch out for those Modelo Missiles on the road.

If you see a pick up truck swerving all over the road it’s probably a modelo missile.

Did you see that crash on the news? It looked like twenty parked cars were hit. I bet it was a modelo missile that did it.

by TBONE74 April 1, 2019

Modules

The no.1 cause of depression
That all students deal with

I heard he killed himself because of modules

by Deus autem WAP November 7, 2020

The Modelo Effect

When you're at the after-after party and you forget if anyone in your crew brought Modelos. That's the Modelo Effect. Used as a reference to the social phenomenon of the Mandela Effec

We thought we had Modelos after the party, but in reality we didn't. The Modelo Effect was strong with everyone.

by OscarSalsa June 8, 2018

modular

The new format of most degrees and educational qualifications. Formerly, such qualifications would be assessed by a single or multiple examination(s) at the end of the work. Under the modular format, exams are taken at the end of each learning stage. A criticism is it puts too much pressure on teachers to constantly mark.

Teacher: "I can't cope with all this marking"
Teacher 2: "I know, the modular system fucking sucks"

by Deluded_or_summat March 25, 2007

vehicular transportation module

any object that may be used to transport a person from point A to point B.

I have gotten a job so i may purchase a vehicular transportation module

by LA LA LA LA LA LA LA August 13, 2004

Mouloud

an extremely skinny man who speaks rarely and quietly, probably has the best sense of humor around.

He's got a very Mouloud vibe to him

by rifa Riga October 23, 2019