modelo kite

Used when someone doesn't like the fact that your Mexican. Sent in text form as Mk

"Can you make it tommorow"
"No I can't, mk"
Modelo Kite here signifys that they can make it but dont want to because the person asking is mexican

by Yosukamukanuirin May 4, 2021

Modelo

When you cum deep deep inside a female

Damn bro, I gave her a modelo last night and she loved it.

by JoselitoDerick May 28, 2021

dirty modelo

When a dirty mexican busts a fat load on a bitch while bustin off the wocky

i just did the dirty modelo with kassandra last night

by Caartel Phobia June 6, 2021

Modelo fan

Folks who don't actually love the game of football itself, but they love watching the NFL as an excuse to drink modelos and vibe, without a real clue of what's actually going on in the game. They tend to blame everything on the QB no matter what.

Modelo fan: "Man Derek Carr fell off after 2016. 2016 he was elite!"

Real fan: "huh? Raiders had a ridiculously elite O-line and the defense was #3 in takeaways that year that's why they went 12-3"

Modelo fan: "Nah bro, in my Madden franchise I trade all the linemen to upgrade skill positions and QB and I've won 6 super bowls in a row now"

by RaiderFanNotQBfan December 27, 2024