mojon

Spanish for a cigar shaped piece of feces or turd.

A stupid lad.

Dejaron un mojón en el toilet.

Ese tipo es un mojón.

by Taíno boy December 13, 2003

cross-mojonation

To mix two unrelated things into something wierd, unexpected or exciting. Could be bad...could be good. You will know when it has happened.

Muffin Eater 1: "These chocolate muffins have been too close to the blueberry muffins. They taste like blueberrys"
Muffin Eater 2: "Your so right! There has totally been some cross-mojonation going on."

by David Butler February 1, 2006

comete un mojon

To tell someone to eat shit.

Loko comete un mojon.

by Jay Dizzle March 17, 2005

mojoneado

Eng. Someone who thinks he is better than what he is.
A person who likes to show off.

Esp. Una persona que cree que es mejor de lo que es. Un creido, echoneto

Sergio levanto los brazos despues del triple como si hubiera ganado la final...que mojoneado!!

by alejo October 26, 2006

mojonomics

mojonomics is a financial term combining the principles of a free market,with the principals of karma,aura,chi or energy...It's the balance of cost effectiveness with one's personal spiritual journey thru the material world....

It just makes good mojonomics sense to spend our last $200 on cocaine & bourbon for the party tonite!!! That's a gift that just keeps on givin'...mojonomically speaking...it's a home run!!!

by Murray St. James May 24, 2010

mojon

Can also refer to the youngest child of the family, or a small child in general

Ese es el mojon de la familia.

by maria eulalia February 19, 2005

mojoneando

a puerto rican word meaning that you not doing anything in specific or basically wasting time.

What are you doing? Nothing just chillin. Or nothing just "mojoneando"

by o. reyes April 6, 2005