José Manuel

The most perfect guy in this world. In a room full of people your eyes will be fixed only on him. Handsome, caring and intelligent, a girl can dream. You wish he was yours.

José Manuel is perfect

by La fira June 23, 2020

Manuela

The most amazing and beautiful girl ever. At first she seems kind of shy, but when you get to know her she is the most fun person ever! She doesn’t care what others think of her, but she is still perfect. You would be lucky to have her in your life.

Dude 1: Man, that Manuela girl is so hot!
Dude 2: Yea well she’s my girl so fuck off

by MrStealUrGirl13 February 27, 2019

Water manual

If your water in the pitcher is expired and no one in sight is wearing a purple shirt, swish counter clockwise if it's between 3-4 pm but, if it's a Monday, swish back and forth. If it's a holiday, it's back, forth, left, right. If it's a holiday and no more than 60 seconds to 6:00 pm, you go back to counter clockwise. (Remember, this is all before pouring into the glass.) While you are pouring it in, you swish the glass counter clockwise. When the pitcher is empty and your samsung phone is at 19%, you HAVE TO keep the pitcher off the table. Your options are… hold the pitcher, throw it across the room, or just simply keep it on a plate. THIS ALL DEPENDS ON THE PERCENTAGE OF THE MOON!!!
If it has not expired, you have to have a napkin over your arm and pour the water as slowly as possible!

May you pour me some mineral water?
Sure!... great its expired!!!!! :( let me read the water manual..

by You8,9,10,11 June 8, 2021

Manual Slice

When one squeezes their arse cheeks to cut a very big shit in half, prevent the toilet from block.

"I need a massive shit! But I don't want to block my friend's toilet, what shall I do?"
"just perform a manual slice, of course!"
"Oh yes, thanks Phillip! Why did I not think of that!"

by Urban Dicatatorz September 30, 2018

Juan Manuel

The funniest guy you’ll ever meet, he will make you laugh even during the hardest moments. He is an amazing caring guy, a great friend who will always have your back and you will always want to be by his side. He is really positive and sees the beauty in life.

Person #1: He is such a funny guy.
Person #2: I know, he is a Juan Manuel.
Person #1: Of course he is!

by Am i right? January 12, 2021

Manuel transmission

A transmission where you have little Mexican guy beneath the hood to change the gears for you.

Man, this Manuel transmission is AMAZING on gas. 34 mpg, and all I have to do is feed it a couple tacos every week.

by American Idget February 28, 2011

manual memory

Writing stuff on your hands so you remember it.

Meeting at seven? Just let me put that into manual memory... *writes on hand*

I learned to write with my left hand so I could double my manual memory.

by Blue Jack June 30, 2008