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Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney is a modern day real life Uriah Heep

Heep is Charles Dickens character that is notable for his cloying humility, obsequiousness, and insincerity, lying, making frequent references to "his ownumbleness". His name has become synonymous with sycophancy.
Carpet Bagging serial loser Mitt Romney is going to move to Utah just so he can run for the senate. Hillary Clinton is the only other presidential loser that has lowered herself even further into the swamp creature willing to move to any shithole to cherry pick an open senate seat.
Mitt Romney by Trayvon Simpson February 21, 2018
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Mitt Romney

A sex act performed by two consenting adults, the "Mitt" sits on the toilet with their legs spread. The "Romney" then proceeds to urinate through the legs of the "Mitt" into the toilet bowl below.
I was surprised that I didn't get piss all over your genitals when we were doing the Mitt Romney last night, Michele Bachmann!
Mitt Romney by pornado August 13, 2012

mitt romney

Former governor of Massachusetts. Moderate Republican.... has had to move himself over to the rightin an attempt to get the Republican nomination for President. Smart, good looking, and potentially a dangerous candidate, but Bush has probably doomed any chance the GOP could keep the white house..... unless the Democrats run OJ Simpson or Saddam's corpse..... which wouldn't really be that shocking since they ran John Kerry and Al Gore.
It's one article a day about Mitt Romney now. Is America ready for a Mormon President? Is America ready for a Mormon President? Pretty soon.... it'll be an article a second.
mitt romney by flipswirl January 13, 2007

Mitt Romney

Damn bull look at her mitt Romney that shit hit
Mitt Romney by Jerome mccray December 5, 2022

Mitt Romney

The most intelligent president in Manosphere history, serving as the POTM from 2012-2016, and 2024-2028. He was born in 1994 and was the youngest president elect in history, being 17 on his first inauguration on January 20, 2012. He was very notable for being unfiltered and far right. As of 2025 he is 31 years old and currently in office until January 20, 2028.
Mitt Romney is the greatest president the manosphere ever had.
Mitt Romney by catsand07 July 28, 2025

Mitt Romney Flip-Flopper 

To flip-flop to make yourself look good for Southern Social Conservatives.

To run for senate Governor in Massachusetts supporting Gay Rights and Pro-Choice values, then switching your position when you run for President.

To Take credit for Social Programs that you did not support and in some cases vetoed. Taking credit for balancing the Massachusetts state budget while claiming that you are not a big spender.
To interfere with the States veiws to look good national
"Don't vote of a Mitt Romney Flip-Flopper" you'll never know what he supports.