a kiss that is shared under the mistletoe alone or public
often seen around the holidays
a kiss you can give/get without getting in trouble
often seen around the holidays
a kiss you can give/get without getting in trouble
by X3 time December 02, 2011
When 2 Ukrainian brothers attend a Christmas party and stand under a mistletoe and as per Ukrainian tradition they measure their penises the male with longer cock gets to smash a beer bottle on the losers head
Jamilyn attended this years Christmas party but accidentally stepped under the mistletoe causing a Ukrainian mistletoe safe to say she lost
by Swazey1450 March 03, 2023
I wore a 3-piece suit, jingle bell cufflinks, and my mistletoe beltbuckle to the christmas gathering.
by jollyballzzz January 02, 2011
Mistletoe, like the plant taken for holiday parties, that is taken in such highly concentrated amounts, instead of kissing under it, two people must have sex instead, at that instant.
"Oh, look! Some super-mistletoe!" said John.
"Haha, yea you're right," replied Jane.
And then they fucked.
"Haha, yea you're right," replied Jane.
And then they fucked.
by the true zovoel December 19, 2006
Phrase used during the holidays. Using a sprig of mistletoe in a bar or other gathering place, you can use this phrase and walk up to any person and ask to mistletoe you. You are asking for a kiss as it is traditional to "kiss under the mistletoe". The person asking is providing the mistletoe to hold over the intended receiver of the kiss, unlike the customary stationary mistletoe that is hung in doorways or over chairs. Can be used as a pickup line in order to try and kiss random people.
Drunk Guy: Hey, can I mistletoe you?
Hot Girl: What?
Drunk guy holds mistletoe over hot girl's head and makes kissy face.
Hot Girl: Go Fuck Yourself!
Hot Girl: What?
Drunk guy holds mistletoe over hot girl's head and makes kissy face.
Hot Girl: Go Fuck Yourself!
by msbmarie December 26, 2011
by Crabeater November 21, 2022
Place a mistletoe over your bum-hole and when your partner is making out with your asshole surprise then with a shit.
by The Real Raxy November 13, 2020