Mistletoe

Christmas plant people hang somewhere hangable in the seiling (on christmas) and if you stand under it with someone you both have to kiss.

"Yo! i kissed Karen under the mistletoe"

by kdubheiress October 1, 2011

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What Ms. Claus gets when her pants are too tight. Similar to cameltoe.

Wow Ms. Claus's pants are too tight. You can see her mistletoe!

by Mike Ockizard December 19, 2006

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super-mistletoe

Mistletoe, like the plant taken for holiday parties, that is taken in such highly concentrated amounts, instead of kissing under it, two people must have sex instead, at that instant.

"Oh, look! Some super-mistletoe!" said John.
"Haha, yea you're right," replied Jane.

And then they fucked.

by the true zovoel December 21, 2006

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Phrase used during the holidays. Using a sprig of mistletoe in a bar or other gathering place, you can use this phrase and walk up to any person and ask to mistletoe you. You are asking for a kiss as it is traditional to "kiss under the mistletoe". The person asking is providing the mistletoe to hold over the intended receiver of the kiss, unlike the customary stationary mistletoe that is hung in doorways or over chairs. Can be used as a pickup line in order to try and kiss random people.

Drunk Guy: Hey, can I mistletoe you?

Hot Girl: What?

Drunk guy holds mistletoe over hot girl's head and makes kissy face.

Hot Girl: Go Fuck Yourself!

by msbmarie December 28, 2011

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