mississippied

The accidental doubling of three consecutive consonants with vowels between each set.

Dude: That was just unneccessary...
Dudette: You totally mississippied that word!

by mmgeo March 14, 2010

Mississippi

A Gulf Coast state that is full of rednecks, hicks, sisterfuckers, and bums. It was also home for the first and only President of the Confederacy, Jefferson Davis. Their culture is so pathetic its state flag has the confederate flag on the upper-left corner of it and in 2001 a new non-redneck flag was proposed and brought to voters to decide and it was beaten very easily so you can't argue that the state has changed since the 19th century.

Mississippian: MISSISSIPPI WILL DECLARE INDEPENDENCE FROM THE U.S. AND THE CONFEDERACY WILL BE RESTORED!!!
Me: Go ahead, you assholes make the U.S. look bad anyway so nobody’s going to complain or try to stop you.

by Anti-Yid Clyde January 1, 2007

Mississippi

1; Mississippi is an Unrecognized country but it can’t afford advertising to explain how it’s a country so it will always be an unrecognized country.
2; to Sip a femboy/trap’s boipussy since it has the word sip on it
3; A poor state that’s so poor the state is the poorest state in the USA

1; Where do you live? Oh, I live in Mississippi. The fucks that? You wouldn’t get it.
2; Dam Bro I just Mississippied a femboy. No way, congrats!

3; Man I’m so broke I make a Mississippi look like a billionaire.

by DaddyBeeper September 2, 2021

Mississippi

The most boring and torturing place on this universe aside from hell.

Allison-I would rather die than live in Mississippi.
Kim-Fa sho my nigga!!Mississippi sux!

by Allison August 29, 2004

Mississippi

A 48,430 square foot meth lab.

- Have you ever been to Mississippi?
- No, I don’t do meth or sleep with my cousins.

by baskid April 4, 2019

Mississippi Flush

A Mississippi Flush is the highest ranking poker hand a player can have. It consist of a small revolver and any five cards. The cards are on the table and the revolver is pointed at your opponent under the table.

Austin was about to show his cards until Ray Wiley told him not to bother because he was holding a Mississippi Flush.

by St Pete card player December 17, 2011

Mississippi Grind

The sensation resulting from having to walk after shitting your pants.

I was 10 miles from home and I shat my pants... I had to endure the Mississippi Grind the whole way back...

by Bog-man July 10, 2016