Cuban Missile Crisis

when you realize the hot Latina you're about to fuck may in fact have a dick

i had to deal with a cuban missile crisis after we left the bar and sofia got a hard on.

by Porkrhind December 21, 2016

Sewer Missle

People-Propelled poop projectile

Something that occurs after a long night of drinkin with the posse. Best deposited at work, a pubic shitter or a friends house. Never drop a Sewer Missle at home unless you have the extra cash for Rotor-Rooter.

by DFlowers December 15, 2011

turd missile

Projectile shit nugget in which shoots from ass under extreme pressure

Aidan ate 12 licorice sticks, a can of baked beans and a jar of prune juice. He sat on the toilet and shot a turd missile which caused a huge displacement of water.

by Todd the turd Wilson February 27, 2014

Sud Missile

A can of beer.

A play on the military word 'scud missile'.

When I went over to my buddy's house we watched some football, smoked some heaters, and had like 30 sud missiles.

by Statefootball November 3, 2014

missile commander

A slut who loves cock and pussy whips all her boy toys. Also, a male player who commands his missile to lay waste to all the pussy in it's path.

1. Don't date Becky, that slut has been with too many dudes. She's a missile commander.

2. Matt is a fucking missile commander. That guy gets so much pussy, he puts Gene Simmons to shame.

by shreddinglicks May 14, 2015

Heat-seeking moisture missile

A small to huge piece of advanced male weaponry capable of delivering enormous payloads to a hot target.

When my girlfriend came home too drunk to shag, my heat-seeking moisture missile never got off the launching pad and had to be put in storage.

by bookfraud April 1, 2015

Missile cruiser

The way-too-easy sexual closure fueled by the magic of prom nite or some other milestone, liberating event.

Oh man, it was unexpectedly Awsome! She was massively uninhibited! For the record, NAS-T! Total missile cruiser.....

by YAWA May 14, 2015