miserable

someone who is unhappy and unpleasant

People who are miserable never look at the bright side of things.

by Gerard Irick September 7, 2009

miserable failure

see: george w bush or fucktard

man, that guy was a miserable failure.

by Josh June 12, 2005

miserablist

Someone who appears to obsess and gloat over gloomy matters.

One who has looked life directly in the face and lived.

A person who can just about cope with reality and finds himself on a mission to wake other people up to what he thinks is going on around them.

A person whose default position to any statement by persons claiming authority is one of scepticism or outright disbelief.

Miserablist Larkin loved his mum and dad after all.

by genericwaz January 18, 2010

Miserable ass

Someone who is always angry and rude, specifically toward adults/teachers

So Mrs. Spencer emailed me today Aiden, you miserable ass!

by Cjstaple February 4, 2019

miserybation

The act of listening to sad music while already sad, thus furthering the self-loathing cycle.

I went on a walk while listening to sad music, it was the first time I had experimented with public miserybation.

by CRAZEAMAZE_APPLEJACKS January 22, 2014

Les Miserables

A Broadway musical based on the novel by Victor Hugo of the same name. Typically assumed to take place during the French Revolution, it in fact is set during the early 1800s, particularly during an uprising against Napoleon III in the 1830s. The plot follows Jean Valjean, a convict who broke parole, rose to become a factory owner and mayor, and adopted the child of a former factory worker-turned prostitue. Throughout the story, Valjean is pursued incessantly by Javert, a policeman who believes that, by God's will, he will recapture Valjean. Other subplots present themselves along the story, including a love triangle between Valjean's adopted daughter (Cosette), a reluctant revolutionary (Marius Pontmercy), and a streetgirl (Eponine Thenardier), and the wheelings and dealing of Eponine's swindling parents. A fantastic novel and a beautiful musical.

Les Miserables, one of the few published works of Victor Hugo, is considered a classic in French literature.

by Medea37 January 18, 2009

Miserable Fuck

A Miserable Fuck is someone who has had such a shitty life that no other phrase could possibly describe it. This kind of person has had so many shits taken in their happy meals that their life is just unbearable. Miserable Fucks typically can't get any pussy and stick to their books, they don't drive cars and ussually have other people drive them around. They don't hold a job, dress decently, or shave. They masturbate their (generally small) penis so frequently that even if they did get pussy it would fail to function by age 25.

Me: Hey man you wanna go to the have sex with beautiful lesbian women all night club? I'm paying.

Bro: Nah man I'm to busy masturbating my (generally small) penis extremely frequently.

Me: Dude, you're like a textbook definition of a Miserable Fuck.

by Dr. Schlaktus April 7, 2009