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The Minigame

The minigame takes place at a local pub in which the toilet seat has been removed, the aim of the game is to piss in the holes where the toilet seat once was.
Local alchy: I'll be right back guys just gonna hit the minigame
Innocent bystander: What's the minigame?
Local alchy: Check your snapchat in 2 minutes and you'll find out.
by OldBiscuit April 9, 2020
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minivan

Similar to the shocker (2 fingers in the pink, 1 in the stink), the act of putting 2 fingers in the vagina and a fist up the ass. Called the minivan because it fits 2 in the front and 5 in the back.
She's such a slewbag I had no problem parkin' the minivan in her.
by Minivanna White May 13, 2005
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Minimance

The side romance in a novel, tv show or movie. Not the main romance. Most of the time the best romance.
Ross and Rachel’s ‘romance’ on Friends is the worst... but Monica and Chandler’s minimance is adorable!
by Aurora Borealass November 5, 2019
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Mom's minivan

Related to the shocker, (two in the pink, one in the stink), Mom's minivan is performed with two fingers in the "pink" and a fist in the "stink."
Lady: Wanna do something special tonight, sweetie?
Lady's Partner: Sure honey! Would you like to try out Mom's minivan?
Lady: Golly, that sounds swell! Why would an act be called such a silly thing, though?
Lady's Partner: You know...two in the front, FIVE IN THE BACK!!!
by EwwGirls September 3, 2010
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minimallow

its a mini marshmallow. also a language
look at that minimallow castle
by minimallow July 19, 2010
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Minikane

A sexy boi that loves to play a variety of games mostly vrchat on Twitch and possibly a furry.
Friend 1"Bro are you a Minikane"
Friend 2 "of course you to right"
Friend 1 "hell yea"
by FlameFlmango December 7, 2019
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Miniature Tanks

Enjoyed throughout Wisconsin, Miniature Tanks is a groin grabbingly good time where a group of people, either arranged in rows (facing each other), or in a large circle (facing inwards) get on their hands and knees, shoulder to shoulder.

Everyone marches forwards on the ground, hilariously running into each other. The object of the game is to reach the opposite side of where you are standing, but you cannot stop the motion of the tank.

If you fall over, keep swinging your arms and legs and continue to chant "MI-NI(a)-TURE TANKS". People get walked over, head-butted and bruised, but it's kickass and dammit, it'll put hair on your chest.

Works well in grassy open areas, narrow hallways, and crowded intersections.
The war drums beckon through the valleys with a strength that only the words "Miniature Tanks" (mi-ni-churr TANKS) may follow. Again and again, these heroes among men chant to instill fear, pregnancy, and maybe a bowel movement or two to all those who are unfortunate enough to witness the carnage that is soon to follow.

Ready you're not, here they come... as the chanting begins, the herd lurches onward; leaving a new desolate wasteland (mostly padded grass) in their wake. The amalgamations of such forces often cause Richter scale readings of 6.3-7.1 to Beijing, Shanghai, and all surrounding provinces.

Battered forces often appear belly-up, clutching spleens, or showered in the figurative blood of their peers. Those who remain upright roll onwards with pride, thirsting for the undeniable quench of another round. Miniature Tanks takes the lives of the weak, and instills character in those who survive.
by Blongberg October 10, 2010
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