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ISO Migraine 

A throbbing, dull pain within the centre of your brain, caused by excessive reading, translating or building of company security policy documents.
I've read so many damn policies now its given me an ISO migraine.
ISO Migraine by bazzybizzle December 14, 2020

Praxis Migraine

The psychosomatic consequences of attempting to carry out the virtual duties of all your comrades simultaneously. Generally presents as a late-afternoon fugue state, following the exhaustion of adrenal and caloric reserves, accompanied by a sense of futility, marked tightness in the neck and shoulders, and a headache akin to having one's brainstem in a microwave.
Started my shift with 30 unread requests in the inbox, finished my shift with a praxis migraine.
Praxis Migraine by tenguix June 2, 2021

Hemiplegic Migraine 

Hemiplegic migraine is a rare and serious type of migraine headache. Many of its symptoms mimic those common to stroke; for example, muscle weakness can be so extreme that it causes a temporary paralysis on one side of your body, which doctors call hemiplegia.
Damn I can’t wait for tomorrow, its going to be such fun.

Tommorow: Oh shit I’m having a Hemiplegic Migraine, fuck my life, all my plans are canceled now.

Person: It’s just a headache, you’ll be fine.
Me: Dumbass it’s like a stroke and it’s fuckking scary.

testicular migraine 

When someone or something is being a pain in the balls
"Man, you're giving me a testicular migraine... you're a pain in my balls"

winegraine 

when you know you should just have a couple of glasses of wine and you drink the bottle and wake up with a winegraine (migraine) !
I hate those wines that you buy - you only have a couple of glasses and you wake up with a winegraine !
winegraine by purplesloth October 30, 2009

migraineicity 

A latent construct of headache severity
The migraineicity of this headache is off the chart! It's killing me!!
migraineicity by Timproxy August 20, 2013