a tall creature like being that enjoys hot baths with orange soda and boiled eggs. Melyssa enjoys having sexual relations with gorillas or anything in the monkey form. It maybe a type a creature that is scared of the world and stays in their cold dark cave, but when it comes to sexual relations its always ready for the challenge.
by Boozookapoop October 8, 2008
Get the Melyssa mug.A human that will do just about anything to get whatever it is that she wants, no matter what the cost. Some of her characteristics are to lie, cheat, steal, brag, hurt others, be incredibly rude, disrespectful, and bully others.
"Did you see what Melyssa did?"
"No. What did she do?"
"She shoved that kid out of her way, and the kid fell! She didn't even apologize."
"No. What did she do?"
"She shoved that kid out of her way, and the kid fell! She didn't even apologize."
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melyssa is one of the best friends you’ll ever have if you have the mental strength to survive her. she’s also a really good girlfriend just don’t get insecure around her because she will assert dominance. overall i see no reason to not talk to her as much as i can whenever i can. 10/10 would date again.
ps. alright at tennis
ps. alright at tennis
noe: ya know melyssa isn’t that bad of a human being
stranger: dude who are you why are you talking to me
stranger: dude who are you why are you talking to me
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