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Lovely personality, but a bit of a ditzbag. Super musical and creative, she'll rock your world. Totally boobalicious. She's so sweet, almost like a lab puppy, she'll forgive you when ever you mess up, and she'll love you forever. But, like a dog, she doesn't always get a joke, and her sarcasmdar is waaayy out of whack. She'll think you hate her if you have a disagreement, but in an adorable way. You can't even get mad at her for the hoards of loving people that come after you with pitch forks and other sharp or flaming memorabilia if you upset her (most likely a misunderstanding). She has tons of guys after her (though she can't tell): almost as many as she likes, but still, in an adorkable type of way. Some of the sweetest guys want her, to make her feel like the romantic princess she reads about, but she always falls for total dickwads. She's the best friend anyone could ever ask for, even if she does ask some incredibly obvious or awkward questions about dirty stuff. You must love Rissa. <3

*Loves adventuring with Donnas and Carries
*Is the ultimate hipster, but not in a bad way
Daniel: Duuuuude... Do you think Miryssa will ever look my way?
Cody: She has, about a billion times. But her head's usually up in the clouds, so she probably didn't notice your glazed, drool-stained stare or your semi-boner.
Daniel: I can't tell if that;s a good thing or not....
Miryssa by CutenessOverlord May 7, 2013
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Mirissa is the coolest person you will ever meet. They are absolutely stunning as well. They are really lit and will also be the calmest/shy person you ever meet. They have the prettiest eyes and thick asf! MIRISSAS are smart & charming. They bring excitement everywhere they go:) they are super bright and loveable. She loves you no matter what. As well as positive behavior😍if you ever see a mirissa , wife her up. You’ll never know the extent she’ll go for you.
Person 1: dang I met this gorgeous girl at the dance yesterday, she was so fun & I think she was the ultimate GOAT!
Person 2: ohh mirissa? Obviously what can’t she do! Wife her up man
Mirissa by Charlesbbq July 24, 2018
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She is funny, cute and always wrong or right. She makes you smile with a simole look. She is encouraging and is never fully proud of herself. She must become better at everything. She is broken, but continues to try to shine and stay happy for others.
You can try a little harder to be maryssa.
Maryssa by maryssastone July 25, 2016
the most amazing person ever. this girl is prettiest, most hilarious, best freind a person could ever have. she always looks pretty even when she thinks she doesn't, and this is my best freind. ever.
maryssas my besttt friendddd
maryssa by maryssasbff November 10, 2011
Maryssa is absolutely hilarious, beautiful, and sexy even if she says she isn’t. A Maryssa is really smart and will try to succeed at anything she does to improve. She is obsessed with boys WAYYY to much and will love the same guy for WAYYY to long. If you have a Maryssa in your life keep her, love her, and cherish her until you die.
Guy 1: Woah Maryssas looking mighty sexy today
Guy 2: I wish she was my girlfriend
Maryssa by Chase the baller January 25, 2020
A person who doesn't like many veggies, doesn't eat to much but she is a sweet and kind soul, she has pretty eyes. She bites and likes vampires.

Don't get on her bad side she will throw you under the bus.

She is also a p laya
Don't piss off Mryssa she slashed my tires and gave me a gift basket
Mryssa by PeanutButterAndJamz August 25, 2023
The epitome of awesome. A person who is forgetful, adorable, Christian, and a ball of sunshine (most of the time). Gives off the appearance of pretty brunette, but is really a harry potter nerd with a fetish for british things. Can be normal, but usually isn't. Completely ones self.
-- "Hi hi everyone!!! Tis a lovely day!! Did we have English homework??"

-- "Well, isn't someone just a regular Maryssa."
Maryssa by irishmonk February 1, 2010
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