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a tall creature like being that enjoys hot baths with orange soda and boiled eggs. Melyssa enjoys having sexual relations with gorillas or anything in the monkey form. It maybe a type a creature that is scared of the world and stays in their cold dark cave, but when it comes to sexual relations its always ready for the challenge.
"You wanna do the Melyssa?"
or
"Gosh you were such a Melyssa tonight!"
by Boozookapoop August 13, 2008
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