mulching

you dig up a freshly barried female body and begin oral copulation with it. then, you have someone jump on her stomach so that her intestines flow into your mouth.

i need a toothbrush... we just got done mulching at the cemetary.

by el tigre de morte November 13, 2003

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Melchinger

1. Soft bodied man child with high blood pressure causing a redness in the face.

2. The semen stuck on the side of the toilet bowl after an ejaculation that will not flush off

3. A girlish belly laugh induced by intense fear

“Man that guy is a real Melchinger. Looks like he’s about to have a heart attack”

“I left a fat Melchinger in your toilet. I’m sorry”

“He was so embarrassed, all he could muster was a Melchinger”

by Sani-Cloth October 25, 2019

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Mitching out

To zone out, forget where you are and what you're doing, staring blankly into space, à la Mitch McConnell

Dude you got so high last night, after that last hit, you were mitching out for like 10 minutes straight.

by enronthedon October 2, 2023

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Milshing

To mix milk and bread of your choice into a glass (size of your choosing as well) so you can fuck it. A new way to masturbate.

Milshing was Ricks only choice that night, to get his rocks off, seeing as he called his girlfriend a fat whore.

by PandaMan07 November 20, 2011

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Melching

The oral extraction of semen (usually your own) from another man's dick, after said dick has been mushroom stuffed. A successful maneuver requires bounteous amounts of suction on behalf of the one harvesting the semen so that it is completely extracted.

Also, it's one of the most effective ways to successfully transmit a venereal disease.

David always looks forward to a good melching after a lengthy mushroom stuffing

by BuuurdFlu December 9, 2008

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