midgets under water

a very extreme porn fetish

man that dude is wierd he loves to stay home and watch midgets under water.

by Labon Dames June 28, 2009

Midgesexual

Attracted to midgets in a sexual fashion.

Wow! Rob is quite the midgesexual lately.

by Tony Blavis October 20, 2007

midges

Flying pests that look similar to mosquitoes. Even though these things don't bite... the sheer numbers of them in one location can be extremely disruptive. Midge swarms have even been known to cause disruption to traffic and can also appear on weather radars.

Most commonly found near streams, rivers, ponds, and large bodies of water. Usually dormant until spring and early summer weather.

Jeff's entire house was covered in midges... you couldn't even tell the house was white.

by Brad198910 July 18, 2006

a smidge of midgets

a grouping of midgets (more than two in one physical/geographical place). An alternative to (a ponder of midgets).

I was out at the bar and in walked a smidge of midgets.

by azalea May 13, 2005

Midgetsu

Mesmerizing karate moves used by midgets and short people.

Guy: Hey shorty you wanna take this outside??

Guy2: Watch out, he'll kick your ass with that midgetsu!

Midget: HAYAA!

by Alana Banana December 23, 2007

chigg miggens

chigg miggens is usually a code term for big d!ck. it is often used in a strict and/or appropriate setting

our co-worker has a juicy chigg miggens

by kitty awda awda November 16, 2021

chocolate midgets

those little chocolate midgets on the show "little chocolateers". they're obviously made of midget chocolate.

hey, look at those chocolate midgets over there. let's crack them open and steal all their midget chocolate.

by midgetfan101 April 26, 2010