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Microsoftie

Someone with their heads too far up their asses to relize that MS Windows is one fucked up, half-assed piece of software.
Dude? You don't think Microsoft should be punished for violating anti-trust laws? Fuckin Microsoftie!
by Chas September 11, 2004
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Guy #1: Dude, why didn't you hit that shit?
Guy #2: I tried, but she didn't enjoy my microsoftie.
by Andi June 10, 2006
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The state of a penis when it shrinks from its normal size. The opposite of wood.
Just thinking about that ball buster gave me a microsoftie
by Grain September 12, 2004
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microsoftish

An organization, or company that is known to use dirty tactics to make even more profit then their already ridiculous figures. Some of these tactics can be seen as evil, or simply dirty. It is not to be confused with illegal, as these organizations will make sure that what they do is legal, but just "micro" "soft" to customers.

One common tactic is to price gouge, or hide clauses to make customers pay more after they've already paid. This is very common with software licensing companies.
I already paid 10k for this software, but now they want me to pay another 1k per computer just so the client portion can work? That's so microsoftish!
by redsquirrel1 January 20, 2011
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someone in the IT feild who only likes microsoft for the sole reason that their software has made their back pocket larger
greg: that guy loves microsoft...
mike: that's because he's a fucking microsoftie
by poonjah September 14, 2004
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not microsoftxcore
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by ohfukmeh September 13, 2004
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After fingering Cami's clit for an endless length of time he looked up her snatch and saw a microsoftie lying limp as a noodle
by B. Lee September 12, 2004
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