Micropenis

A Micropenis is classed as any penis that is less than 0.75 inches in length.

Despite having a micropenis, Harry kept his head up high.

by ppoppi July 17, 2018

Micropenis

A micropenis is when a male has a phallus that is very, very tiny

Eduard: Bro I was in bed with Jessica last night but she told me to get out of her house because she saw my micropenis

Jack: Can’t say I blame her

by ruhrohraggee September 12, 2020

Micropenis

Small penis

"Hylend has a micropenis, when he whipped "it" out I had to get my magnifying glass

by Minilikeyourdog October 13, 2017

Susan Micropenis

Shawn Mendes

Person 1: bro, susan micropenis headass is gross as fuck.

Person 2: who is susan micropenis?

Person 1: that canadian dude, shawn mendes.

Person 2: oh yeah! i totally agree.

by SomebodyWhoIsANobody March 6, 2021

Micropenis

A famous Greek philosopher known for his many theories such as how there are more nipples in the world than humans or how the word mono-syllabic is not mono-syllabic. Pronounced (mi-craw-peh-nis) rather than (mi-cro-pee-nis).

Dude... have you ever thought about how we call a house a home, but a mouse is not a mome.

Bro! Bro! You bin readin' micropenis?! Cause thats woke as fuck.

by CornwallTCollingsly September 1, 2018

Micropenis

Medical term for a small penis. Also description of a man's behaviour that is caused by this ailment

Andrew is behaving like a micropenis.

by ms76 December 31, 2019

Micropenisism

A very sad disease that morons get, their PP shrinks to the point where their already 1-inch PP is microscopic

Aiden: Bro, I heard that Alex has Micropenisism!

Everyone else: F

by PP Forest God November 8, 2020