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Microfone

You're just stupid...
Can I borrow you're microfone
by higogogaga April 5, 2023
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Microfiching

An instance where, during sexual intercourse, one thrusts side-to-side instead of forwards/backwards, much like in the fashion you read microfiche.
"My girlfriend got sick of hitting her head on the headboard during sex, so I tried microfiching her last night. She loved it."
by Matt Hagen March 22, 2009
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Microinfluencer

A girl who better marry rich.
I hear Jane is a microinfluencer, she has almost 2,000 followers now.

Well she better hope for a rich husband because that's not a job.
by The Jokeler November 29, 2021
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Microfiche

(v., trans.) The conscious intent to lose someone's contact because they take so long to get together for a date. This individual, while still newsworthy, is a good learning experience but no longer current news, and is therefore relegated to archives.

Microfiching works best with phone numbers from individuals who are old enough to believe that Microfiche still exists in libraries.
After trying to have lunch with the Silver Fox for nearly five years, I microfiched his number and pretended to be uninterested when he finally asked me out for drinks.
by Microfisherwoman March 6, 2011
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Micropinga

Came from a fishes name (micropinna microstoma). Micropinga is basically a dick so small, it can only be seen through a microscope.
Father: Why the fuck do you disgrace me with your micropingas!? This ain't apart of my blood line muthafucka! Hey, Honey!!! Have you been fucking other men!!??
by Shuck N' Jive November 7, 2009
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microindustry

n. a way of producing items and selling goods which is from the home and accessible to the public as either handi-crafts or value-enhanced natural resources

n. pulling off a living in a small way through local commodity

n. homeboy networks that service the community as both for-profit and not-for-profit ventures
She's workin the shit microindustry style and bringin money in hand over fist...

Local government has found it profitable to support microindustry as opposed to providing corporate welfare for larger corporations to relocate into their areas.

There's enough microindustrial stuff goin on around here that we can now create our own Saturday markets and barter.
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microwindowing

The act of resizing e-mail and chat windows to the smallest size readable, limiting visibility to bosses and co-workers, in an attempt to conceal being lazy, slack, or unproductive.
Sean was caught reading his personal emails, so now resorts to microwindowing.
by 01iv3r February 26, 2011
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