microfame 

Microfame is when a person gets some/a lot of attention, but isn't quite famous yet.

This is what microfame is like.
Microfame is a small version of fame.
Microfame can eventually lead to fame.

microfame by Some random person XD February 2, 2020

Microfiching

An instance where, during sexual intercourse, one thrusts side-to-side instead of forwards/backwards, much like in the fashion you read microfiche.

"My girlfriend got sick of hitting her head on the headboard during sex, so I tried microfiching her last night. She loved it."

Microfiching by Matt Hagen March 22, 2009

microdilla 

when you are so hungry that you resort to just putting cheese in a tortilla folding it in half and microwaving it for sustenance

'Katie'- what did you eat for breakfast?
'Nick'-dude i was super hungry and there was nothing in the fridge but cheese and tortillas so i just made a microdilla

microdilla by NiceIceCatKong August 25, 2010

micromillimeter 

The new smallest unit of measurement invented to accurately measure your penis

"1 Micromillimeter is equivalent to ten million millimeters"

micromillimeter by bruhbruh2344 April 18, 2022

Microfiche 

(v., trans.) The conscious intent to lose someone's contact because they take so long to get together for a date. This individual, while still newsworthy, is a good learning experience but no longer current news, and is therefore relegated to archives.

Microfiching works best with phone numbers from individuals who are old enough to believe that Microfiche still exists in libraries.

After trying to have lunch with the Silver Fox for nearly five years, I microfiched his number and pretended to be uninterested when he finally asked me out for drinks.

Microfiche by Microfisherwoman March 6, 2011

microflute 

The process by which a female vocalist holding a microphone moves her fingers along the microphone so as to suggest the playing of a flute.

That American Idol girl is always playing the microflute.

microflute by mice March 21, 2005

Microfail

When a microwave fails to cook its contents

Luke: I put the poppadoms in the microwave but they're not cooking.
5 minutes later...
Luke: still not cooked!
Sarah: That's because I own a microfail

Microfail by Very Hungry Man February 17, 2010