The feeling you get when you take meal you have been looking forward to from the microwave, sit down to your favorite show only to discover it is still icy cold in the middle.
Mark had been working hard! Imagine his feeling when he finally found time to sit down to the lunch his wife had lovingly packed that morning only to discover it was still cold in the middle . Mark was microdeflated
by Dagzey6707 August 28, 2019
Get the Microdeflated mug.A penis that is smaller than the ballsack. Often equals the size of a single peanut, and a person who has the microcock has trouble masturbating, thus using the left charging port of a TI-84 Plus calculator made by Texas Instruments.
-Wow, Andy has a fuckin microcock! It's a quarter inch long!
-Yay! My microcock grew by another millimeter! I definitely have to tell everyone on my myspace.
-Yay! My microcock grew by another millimeter! I definitely have to tell everyone on my myspace.
by uranmfer329 July 19, 2005
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The act or prank of putting poop in a persons microwave and then turning it on. Normal results in a terrible burning poop smell.
I woke up to a terrible smell and found poop in my microwave. I totally got micropooed this morning.
by deheedie September 28, 2010
Get the Micropooed mug.A micromoment is 1×10^6 of a moment (SI Standard prefix "micro" = 10^6); that is, one-millionth of a moment.
The time it takes to suck a piece of boba from a bubble tea container using the straw is exactly one micromoment.
by kirupa December 7, 2012
Get the micromoment mug.Someone who believes that 30,000 followers makes them famous. Often fitness YouTubers or Instagram record producers with 5,000 followers and a verified tag. Often found in the comment sections of @rap, @6ixbuzztv, or @worldstar.
Mike: Hey John! Lucas Hamilton just liked my post!
John: Who?
Mike: Lucas Hamilton! You know, the guy up the street who has 9,000 followers!
John: Wait, the internet microcelebrity dude?
John: Who?
Mike: Lucas Hamilton! You know, the guy up the street who has 9,000 followers!
John: Wait, the internet microcelebrity dude?
by Le dieu du PEI July 31, 2021
Get the internet microcelebrity mug.Microcoon..... What everyone thinks they've got when someone else's maine coon is bigger!
- a small Maine Coon Cat.
Or a Maine coon that hasn't reached its maturity yet.
- a small Maine Coon Cat.
Or a Maine coon that hasn't reached its maturity yet.
by MCMAAD May 25, 2016
Get the microcoon mug.Microcoon..... What everyone thinks they've got when someone else's maine coon is bigger!
- a small Maine Coon Cat.
Or a Maine coon that hasn't reached its maturity yet.
- a small Maine Coon Cat.
Or a Maine coon that hasn't reached its maturity yet.
by MCMAAD May 25, 2016
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