Micropenis

Every man’s worst fear

My worst fear is waking up one day with a 2 inch micropenis

by Mr small potato December 17, 2017

Microdermal

A single point piercing in which a "Microdermal" anchor is placed under the skin and "popped" into place. They can be placed anywhere on the body including face/eyelids etc.

Microdermal anchors have far less chance than any other surface piercing to reject although often run into complications if put in by an in-experienced piercer.

Cassy got a microdermal in between her cleavage!

by Tom K Blair August 1, 2008

Micronesia

A group of islands in the Pacific next to Polynesia and Melanesia meaning "small islands."

consists of the Republic of Palau, Guam, Commonwealth of the Northern Marianas Islands, Republic of the Marshall Islands, Federated States of Micronesia, Guam, etc....

by DanguMofo December 7, 2012

Micropenis

A medically proven disease in which a man's penis is still less than 6 cm in erection even in adulthood.

My penis is under 6cm in erect im 18 years old i have a micropenis.

by Sensei Fu September 11, 2019

micropeen queen

The very rare category of man or woman who prefers or who is sexually attracted to very small penises, in other words the complete opposite of a typical size queen.

Darrell: "Well, Kelly broke up with me. I guess it was just a matter of time..."
Kenny: "That sucks dude. Was it because of your unusually tiny penis again?"
Darrell: "Yeah, that's like the eighth time this has happened to me. But I am holding out hope that somewhere out their lies my micropeen queen."
Kenny: "Good luck man."

by StonerWithATinyBoner February 1, 2015

Microsexual

Sexually attracted to microwaves.

I was going to cook him a nice dinner but it turns out he is Microsexual

by Groknik August 7, 2018

microballs

A derogatory term applied to someone who regularly avoids their responsibilities.

He once again demonstrated his sad condition which was a severe and chronic case of microballs.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019