mewing

Mewing is the the practice of using proper tongue posture to improve facial beauty and fix malocclusion of the teeth. The term ‘Mewing’ is a play off of Mike Mew’s name aka God, the man credited for spreading the good knowledge of the tropic premise. The tropic premise consists of having teeth together, lips together, and tongue on the roof of the mouth. Only through the use of all three, one can rise up out the ashes of lonely inceldom and move closer to chadliness.

Mirer: „How‘d you get such a good looking face?“

Chad: „I‘ve been mewing for one year bro.“

by @Mewinglifestyle May 22, 2019

mew

A mild exclamatory remark indication opleasure or other forms of happiness. Often used in anime aubculture, or those with an acclimation to kitties.

-How do you feel today ?
- =^_^= mew!

by TheJosh July 12, 2003

Mew

Past tense of "mow."

Person 1: "Will you mow the lawn?"
Person 2: "No, I already mew it."

by hart2phart November 2, 2014

mew

a word that cane be used in place of any real word.

I'm just going to the mew to pick up some mew

translation: im going to the supermarket to pick up some eggs

by Mac-ingston October 12, 2010

MEW

Slang term for actress Mary Elizabeth Winstead, popular on 4chan's Television & Film board.

Guy 1: "Hey man did you see those new MEW images?"
Guy 2: "Yeah brah those were sweet."
Guy 3: "Mary Elizabeth Winstead is so hot."

by EmmaStone January 8, 2012

Mew

physics term, its actually the frictional force divided by the normal force. seriously.. the coefficient of friction

goddamn i can't figure out the mew of this sliding block on a surface with goddamn friction

by byook December 30, 2005

Mew

The 151st Pokemon. Also used to refer to something not currently obtainable or not obtainable without cheating.

ME: That ad is so stupid; it's advertising a Mew!

by Pseudonymous PokeTrainer June 18, 2012