by lalmazan January 2, 2009
Get the drunk metroplex mug.The metropolitan region including Washington, D.C., Baltimore and those cities' suburban counties in Maryland, Virginia, and West Virginia. With over 8 million inhabitants, this area is one of the most populous in the United States.
Upon the foundation of Washington, D.C. as the capital of the newly formed United States, the city was built upon a swamp so as to keep the size of the city relatievly small as compared to larger business centers such as Philadelphia, Boston, and New York. This of course, led to the realization that Metroplex summers would be characterized by "swamp-ass" conditions of perpetual 100% humidity. Some would call these conditions "unbearable" and "ridiculous."
Metroplex is also characterized by some of the nation's highest crime rates (which some contend is due to the high proportion of low-income African American families in Baltimore and Washington, D.C.). However, the more accurate assesment of the reasoning behind the high crime rates in those cities is the ineffectiveness of the Metroplex Police forces (especially airport rent-a-cops at BWI) to do their jobs.
Metroplex is a place unlike any other. As the political hub of the world's most powerful nation, Washington, D.C. is often described as the "slowest moving place in America" while residents of Baltimore will ask a non-Metroplex resident, "why b-less when you can b-more, hon?" Diversity abound, Metroplex is most definitely a gem among great American metropolitan areas. Just remember to bring a bottle of mace and one of those water-spraying fan things.
Upon the foundation of Washington, D.C. as the capital of the newly formed United States, the city was built upon a swamp so as to keep the size of the city relatievly small as compared to larger business centers such as Philadelphia, Boston, and New York. This of course, led to the realization that Metroplex summers would be characterized by "swamp-ass" conditions of perpetual 100% humidity. Some would call these conditions "unbearable" and "ridiculous."
Metroplex is also characterized by some of the nation's highest crime rates (which some contend is due to the high proportion of low-income African American families in Baltimore and Washington, D.C.). However, the more accurate assesment of the reasoning behind the high crime rates in those cities is the ineffectiveness of the Metroplex Police forces (especially airport rent-a-cops at BWI) to do their jobs.
Metroplex is a place unlike any other. As the political hub of the world's most powerful nation, Washington, D.C. is often described as the "slowest moving place in America" while residents of Baltimore will ask a non-Metroplex resident, "why b-less when you can b-more, hon?" Diversity abound, Metroplex is most definitely a gem among great American metropolitan areas. Just remember to bring a bottle of mace and one of those water-spraying fan things.
Black dude: "Back da fuck up."
White girl: "You could ask politely, you know."
Black dude: "Did you not hear me? I said back da fuck up. I am a metroplex nig."
White girl: "You could ask politely, you know."
Black dude: "Did you not hear me? I said back da fuck up. I am a metroplex nig."
by metroplexresident September 22, 2008
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Any local muscular MMA-wannabe type guy who has manicured fingers, pencil-thin tweezed eyebrows, and $75 haircuts. Some even wear makeup. They usually have the Hawaiian islands tattooed somewhere, like to mean mug and throw up middle fingers in photos, and have the IQ of an average rock.
by Danimalicous August 23, 2011
Get the Metromoke mug.A term used by insecure scene kids who find being called "feminine" offensive.
This word can also be used mockingly when talking to or about scene kids.
This word can also be used mockingly when talking to or about scene kids.
hxcgore101: "Hey, bitches."
manlyman56: "Get away from me, you effeminate freak."
hxcgore10: "I'm not feminine. I'm metromasculine. :("
manlyman56: "Get away from me, you effeminate freak."
hxcgore10: "I'm not feminine. I'm metromasculine. :("
by Flamingo Jones November 2, 2008
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Get the metrofallen mug.Metrobater (Noun): An individual who masturbates while on a Metro train or bus, typically one of the many homeless drug addict males in the system high on meth, fetty or heroin. See also the verb Metrobating
When the mother and her small children boarded they train they instantly noticed the metrobater in the corner seat about to finish.
by beerdrinker247 April 8, 2023
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