Bogdanovic method

Named after the famous professor, Dr. Bogdanovic, who made millions off of this method; the Bogdanovic method is used to guarantee you to walk away with casino earnings after playing hours at the roulette table. The method is implemented as follows:
1. Start with a lot of money/chips.
2. Bet low (like $1) on one color (black or red).
3. Continue to bet $1 on that same color every time you win.
4. Double your bet on that color every time you lose.
5. Walk away with money gained in your pocket at the end of the night.

Dude 1: Man, I lost 50 bucks tonight playing blackjack. How'd you do?
Dude 2: I'm up $60 on roulette, but I've been here for 3 hours.
Dude 1: Ah...Bogdanovic method.

by yourewelcomegambler August 25, 2013

Methodist pecker checker

A Methodist pecker checker is a girl who, when making time with a guy, feels his penis and masturbates him if he is tumescent.

Charlene is a Methodist pecker checker; she guarantees a good time.

by Cranberry Bob November 30, 2019

Clock Method

A method of guessing on a multiple choice test that involves looking at the position of the second hand. If the hand is between 12 and 3 the guess is A. If the hand is between 3 and 6 the guess is B. Between 6 and 9 guess C. Between 9 and 12 guess D.

I passed my test! Thanks to the Clock Method

by ET4444 December 7, 2007

Methods

Having different ways to scam different things. (PayPal, Cashapp, etc.)

Guy 1 : You got methods?
Guy2 : Yeah, I got cashapp and others.

by Faggots101 October 3, 2019

mentholly disabled

you've run out of menthol ciggies.

i'm mentholly disabled. i've run out of menthol ciggies.

by themostbubblewrapever.yeah.x2 November 21, 2009

meteography

The art and science of capturing weather phenomena with a camera.

Look outside you people! There is always a storm or a weather scene somewhere in the world so great you can't afford to miss. Have a camera and give a meteography shot to everyone else who isn't lucky enough to be in your place! Send them to meteographer for publication!

by meteographer June 19, 2017

MePhone4

MePhone4 is a host of the show "Inanimate Insanity".

MePhone4 makes me so horny.

by Zuri_Smiler August 8, 2023