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metadating

The project management of online dating...remembering what you said to whom and when on which social network or dating site...and maintaining a fully auditable digital record of said exchanges for legal purposes.
Man, was it Tribe.net, Friendster or... shit - I need a metadating service!
by Imran Ali March 8, 2004
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meta knight

A top tier character appearing in Brawl. Due to his all-around flurry attack and his major recovery,
he was a top tier character that basically was generally used by many in Brawl tournaments. His victory theme was burned into most of us.
Come back when you start getting banned in tournaments. - Meta Knight, Brawl Taunts 3
by Hardstuck Internet January 3, 2015
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meta-cringe

The act of cringing at somebody who is deliberately aware of what makes you and most people cringe. They themselves may even cringe at it. Yet, that certain somebody continues to write an entire essay about it.
Journalist: Now before you start to cringe at the mere word 'tik tok', we did a meta-analysis of all tik toks published after covid-19 and found that a large portion of tik toks are actually more educational than the standard high school curriculum.

Me: Ugh, meta-cringe.
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meato burrito

a man's penis after not taking a shower for 2 weeks, a sloppy dripping stank dick
i bet taylor michel has a big sloppy "meato burrito", nasty bitch
by j lark & t-rav October 23, 2009
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Meta-slave

Someone who ONLY follows the meta(Most Effective Tactic Available)and doesn't try anything else apart from the ever-shifting meta regardless if its fun or not and thus are like a slave to the meta.
Person 1:This meta is soooo boring!

Person 2:just try something different if you're not having fun,you meta-slave
by ThatHermit October 9, 2019
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metacuck

The act of getting forced to play something within the meta, when you would rather play what you prefer.
Just say you're getting metacucked
by James Toad June 16, 2020
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meatosis

Loss of cognitive ability due to excess consumption of delicious meats and meat products. Meatosis predisposes a person to abdominal pain, excessive moaning, pronounced abdominal bulging, and a severe impairment of the central nervous system.
Doc: I need an NG tube, stat! What did this guy do to himself??
Nurse: He had fifteen 20 oz New York Strips in one hour!
Doc: There's nothing we can do. He's in meatosis.
Guy: *Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
by Dangly MacFarland December 20, 2004
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