Metaforced

Mashing irrelevant, randomly-selected, or just plain ridiculous analogies into a metaphor that simply doesn't work, in a lazy attempt to sound creative, irreverent or funny.

From the phrase "Forced Metaphor"

I have marked down your term paper because the following phrases are clearly metaforced: "The evening was pregnant with merriment" and "Her eyes were sparkling turds"

by Selwyn Nogood November 30, 2010

Bitch Metamorphosis

3 stages a bitch must go through. The first is a Bitcherpillar, the 2nd is a Bitch Cocoon, and the 3rd is a Bitcherfly. Very few people get to the Bitcherfly stage, however, and usually stay trapped in their Bitch Cocoon stage.

To truly master the arts of bitching, you must first understand Bitch Metamorphosis.

by Catatafish47 September 2, 2014

megabög

megabög

The Swedish equivalent of "megafag", used to insult someone for no apparent reason.

"Tja Johan!"

"Käften jävla megabög."
____________________
"Sup Johan!"

"Shut it you megafag."

by Herskaren November 20, 2013

metamours

Your partner's other partners, that you are not romantically or sexually involved with. My girl/boyfriend's other boy/girlfriends.

A partner has several other partners. Each partner of a partner is a metamour. Collectively they are all metamours. Often used in polyamorous communities.

I'm dating F. He also has a partner J and another partner Z. J and Z are my metamours. We practice polyamory.

by Wednesdey November 29, 2010

metabolic bitch

someone who is able to eat a whole lot of fucking food, but still maintains the same weight

That skinny fuck is a real metabolic bitch

by troopa09 June 11, 2006

Metanoia

A fucking amazing song by the greatest band ever, MGMT. The song will most likely make your ears have the greatest orgasm you'll ever experience in your pathetic life.

Joe: FUCK MAN HAVE YOU HEARD METANOIA BY MGMT?
Polly: No
Joe: -Puts on Metanoia-
Polly: gfgggrggrggrhghghhhhhhhhbzzzz

by hevisaurus July 1, 2010

Metalocalypse

Easily the funniest adult-oriented cartoon ever made. Pure genius. Praise be to the boys of Dethklok.

If Metalocalypse doesn't make you laugh, nothing will.

by HarvesterOfSorrow December 13, 2008